COULD IMMIGRANTS GIVE THE BRITISH PEOPLE CANCER?
Posted in Idling on 07/16/2007 08:37 am by foolhandyI’m astonished that it’s taken me so long to find the Daily Mail-o-matic Daily Mail headline generator. I was alerted to it by a friend yesterday after I told him about a despicably vile woman in the restaurant we went to for lunch. It was the nearest I’ve come to walking up to someone in public and pouring water over them - if you’re going to spend the entire meal spouting racial hatred don’t drag your grandchildren into it, and don’t make the others diners hear it too by using your loudest voice. My ‘favourite’ quote, directed at her grandchildren, was this :
“Don’t repeat anything I’ve said at the table, people don’t like it.”
Because it’s hateful & wrong, so stop saying it! Arggahh!
I’m sure she’s like this headline :
COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS KILL THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
Whilst I like these…
DO TEACHERS STRIP YOUR MORTGAGE OF ALL DIGNITY?
WILL GAYS LEAD THE ELDERLY ASTRAY?
COULD GYPSIES GIVE BRITAIN’S SWANS CANCER?
There’s also the odd mention of the People’s Arse. Which is funny, if bordering on the Di-ly Express’s territory.
Have a play if you’ve not before…
07/16/2007 at 2:09 pm
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