I Don’t Want Black Or Brown!

I know I’m in danger of becoming Imelda Marcos but I would really like a blue pair of shoes. Alas I am a man and so I have to have shoes in either black or brown unless I want enormous boot-like monstrosities or hideous fake animal print. And I don’t want either thank you. I just want a pair of blue shoes.

Why doesn’t anyone make blue shoes for men? Or do they and I just can’t find them? I imagine they’re out there costing hundreds of pounds but for normal prices there’s nothing.

I’m not going to re-train as a peddlar, and I’m not about to have a sex change, so please someone help me find a pair of blue shoes…

 

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