I Don’t Want Black Or Brown!
Posted in Idling on 07/18/2007 10:04 pm by foolhandyI know I’m in danger of becoming Imelda Marcos but I would really like a blue pair of shoes. Alas I am a man and so I have to have shoes in either black or brown unless I want enormous boot-like monstrosities or hideous fake animal print. And I don’t want either thank you. I just want a pair of blue shoes.
Why doesn’t anyone make blue shoes for men? Or do they and I just can’t find them? I imagine they’re out there costing hundreds of pounds but for normal prices there’s nothing.
I’m not going to re-train as a peddlar, and I’m not about to have a sex change, so please someone help me find a pair of blue shoes…