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Visitor Stats

I thought I’d take a break from my labours to share the visitor stats for foolhandy.com from the past year. This is, honestly, more interesting than it sounds because of one thing : Spider Pig.

I posted the Spider Pig MP3 file late July, almost as soon as The Simpsons Movie was released. And wow… the above graph tells the tale rather better than words but it’s worth noting that I’ve had more hits in the first five days of June 2008 than I did in the whole of June 2007. It’s still being downloaded a fair bit now, and has been joined by the less successful for still worryingly popular Moon Pig MP3

It may not be a BBC level of hits but still, 144 hits a day isn’t bad for a website with not much of interest on it!

Now all I need is another pull like Spider Pig.

I may have an idea…

 

Ubuntu

Being the OS whore that I am (XP, Vista, OSX & XP within OSX running in this household don’t you know…) it was inevitable that I was going to end up playing with Linux.

Mum’s old computer arrived just before Christmas and with it being half-term I thought I’d have a go. Initially i was concerned because it’s an old, slow bit of kit which, despite having a network cable attaching it directly to the Livebox, refused provide an internet connection.

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I downloaded the latest Ubuntu disc image onto the Mac and burned it to CD. Then I changed the boot sequence on the old PC so I could boot off the CD and watched as Ubuntu smoothly installed itself…

I was delighted to see that the old machine was running more quickly than with XP, and was surprised to see Firefox, Open Office and a range of other pieces of software already installed and ready to go.

Firstly I had a click around to see what was where. It all seemed fairly straightforward, and it was obvious where everything was. Another great thing was that the computer was now on the internet - no connecting to networks or configuring required. Just on the internet. Simple.

Just as when I first started playing with OSX I wanted to see how things work behind the scenes and that seems fairly simple. In short, I’m initially impressed. Or at least I was.

If I was to ever start using Linux properly (on a main, everyday computer for example) there would be some things I’d have to be able to do. Internet. Sorted. Office apps for Work. Sorted. Simple graphics. I’m sure there’s something. Music - I own an iPod. I looked at this issue before installing Ubuntu and I knew that iTunes wasn’t available. There were others though, so once I’d had my first bit of a play I looked into this.

Amarok & Banshee were both recommended in a couple of places. As I understand it they both allow access to iPod features and although you can’t play AAC tracks they are both pretty good. Not perfect, but good. I can settle for that. So I downloaded them both and extracted the archives. And that’s when I hit a wall.

Banshee had an install file so I tried that. Nothing. The install text file gave instructions I’m going to have to sit down and read through very slowly - it’s not obvious…

For example, from the Banshee FAQ :

Q: Where do I get avahi-sharp?

A: Avahi.org (http://avahi.org/), specifically from this page http://avahi.org/wiki/DownloadAvahi. If you are using Ubuntu Dapper or Debian Unstable avahi sharp is fixed. Issue the command apt-get install libavahi-cil.


Q: Why do I get the error don’t know how to handle application/x-id3?and/or

Q: My MP3 files will not play?

A: This is caused by not having MP3 support in your version of gstreamer. For Ubuntu Dapper, sudo apt-get install gstreamer0.10-fluendo-mp3 should do it.

It seems they’re very helpful on how to download and very helpful on how to use, but swimming in techno-babble when it comes to installing…

Amorak had almost nothing - a text file telling me to see the website for installation details and that’s it. So I went to the Amarok website and found installation instructions in Portuguese & French but not in English. I looked elsewhere and my very basic understanding suggests that I have to install five or six other pieces of software before I can even think about making Amarok work. So I gave up.

It might be that I’ve been spoiled, that I’ve had everything done for me, but this is rubbish. I know it’s free but surely I should be able to just download a program, identify the “install”, “setup” or “run” file and that’s it. Or am I missing the point of open source? Do you really still have to be an enormous tech geek to extend it? Isn’t just being a normal geek enough?

This computer’s staying here in my office so I’m going to have Ubuntu to play with for the coming weeks and I’ll see how I get on. So far, it seems that the operating system itself is very easy to install and use, but it’s a right pain to add anything to it.

More to follow…

 

Laurel and Hardy

One of the things I’ve found myself enjoying doing is watching TV with my MacBook on looking up information about people and places I see. TV’s more interesting like this!

Tonight it’s Antique’s Roadshow from Ulveston, the home of Stan Laurel. So I started looking up Laurel and Hardy because I didn’t know that much about them.

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This picture was taken in 1956, a year before Hardy’s death. It’s taken from this blog entry which links to YouTube clips of the pair appearing on This Is You Life.

One of the reasons why I love the internet is its ability to act as an enormous encyclopedia. I’ve learned a lot this evening about two fascinating characters and that’s down to the net. Yes you can waste hours playing, but it doesn’t have to be like that.

I spent vast parts of my youth trawling through encyclopedia sets, and now I have the internet…

 

If You Can Play This More Than Twice Before Zzzzzzzz…….


Deal or No Deal

 

BBC on YouTube

Whilst looking for a review of ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ (as you do) I came across the BBC’s YouTube page.

Three videos on and the living room is still a mess and I’m hooked - how have I not noticed this resource before? What’s great about it is that it’s not just TV programs but webcam footage of radio discussions (for example Mayo & Kermode doing their movie reviews) and trailers and highlights and…lots of other excellent bits.

Well done BBC.

 

The Dangers Of Interactivity

Two of the websites I visit most often are CAR Magazine and Sniff Petrol.

CAR Magazine used to be my motoring magazine of choice. I bought every copy from about 1990 until I moved to Seychelles and it became too impractical and costly to still buy it. The writing and style was excellent and I treasured each one. Since the mid-nineties though all the star writers they had have either died (Russell Bulgin, LJK Setright, Phil Llewellin) or defected (James May, Paul Horrell, Jamie Kitman). Only Gavin Green (who left for a while anyway) and Georg Kacher remain but they are overwhelmed by the bland mediocrity elsewhere. So sadly in recent years it has moved so much up its own posterior, in an attempt to distance itself from Top Gear Magazine and compensate for its relative lack of writing talent, that it’s promotional blurb reads like minutes from a marketing focus group meeting :

CAR Magazine puts you in the driving seat of the world’s best cars - first.

We’ll take you to exotic destinations in the most sensational motors, or parachute you into group tests of key new models. CAR delivers true insight on upcoming cars, sensational scoops and the inside story on the design trends, technology, people and issues shaping your next car.

Every month, CAR is packed with stunning photography and the best, boldest writing, with 20 pages on the big stories. And we are Britain’s best designed magazine, having won two top industry awards in 2007. CAR has true pedigree as Britain’s oldest motoring magazine: we invented the group test, pioneered the drive story and coined the phrase ’supercar’.

If you’re an unconventional thinker who is fascinated by everything from supercars to city cars, and wants to access all areas of the industry, get CAR Magazine.

What nonsense…

Sniff Petrol is quite different. It’s now in blog form and features spoof adverts and articles about all things automotive. Not up its own posterior at all. Just fun. And cutting.

There was a time when I’d have been up in arms about Sniff Petrol’s attacks on CAR Magazine. But not now…

When a magazine for “unconventional thinkers” updates its website with interactive features it must expect an unconventional response. Click here to read how CAR Magazine, the most coffee-table of all coffee-table magazines had ‘Cillit Bang’, ‘Bum Gravy’ and ‘Prostitutes in the Ipswich area’ on its home page.

As a PS, I would like to mention Russell Bulgin again. So much of a hero of mine is/was he that I can even forgive him his dislike of convertibles. 43. Such a shame.

 

Lack Of Internet

It’s amazing how much you rely on something so virtual.

I’m at school trying to squeeze getting bits of must-do-internet-jobs-for-home done & must-do-internet-jobs-for-school into a very small window. I have so many things I want to say here and have only had time, briefly, for a Cambridge gloat whilst at Dad’s yesterday.

What did we do…?

 

I’m Oh So Tired…

We’re in, we’re surrounded by boxes and I’m wearing clothes that haven’t seen the light of day in years because they’re all I can find.

And I’m feeling slightly guilty because I’m hijacking someone else’s wireless connection. I’d feel more guilty if they’d have made it in any way difficult though…

Coming soon : Transformers, Apple, TV Licensing & Cambridge United.

 

vixy.net & the free Spider Pig MP3

This morning, whilst trying to acquire Homer Simpson singing “Spider Pig” I came across vixy.net, a site which makes it possible to download video and/or audio from YouTube videos. So I processed one of the Simpson Movie trailers and I now have this new Spider Pig MP3* as my ringtone… Cool!

Three days to go!

* This is a new version of my original MP3 ring tone which features the full version of Homer Simpson singing Spider Pig without any background noise or breaks.

 

Spider Pig

Spider Pig is one of the funniest bits of the film, and the makers know it. The song Homer sings appears in various forms throughout the film. My previous Spider Pig MP3 didn’t have the middle section asking whether Spider Pig can swing from a web. So this morning I got another sound clip from the movie (again using vixy.net & YouTube) and made this (using Audacity) - the new full Spider Pig MP3! It’s not perfect but I made it myself for free so I’m happy with that. I think I’ll have this as my ringtone so Helen & I can tell whose ‘phone it is. Sad eh?

Edit : I have now got a full version of Spider Pig and the link above is to a high quality version.

 

The Simpsons Movie

I’m not good at writing movie reviews, but may it be known that The Simpsons Movie was brilliant. It was like a Simpsons TV episode over an hour and a half, rather than some meddled with nonsense that so many movies-from-tv programs are. I may go and see it again, because there were so many favourite bits I can’t recall which one was the best and it’s somehow important to know such things. I’ll certainly buy it on DVD. Most of all though, it wasn’t a disappointment. It was exactly how I had expected and hoped a Simpsons movie would be, and I’m grateful for that. Well done Mr. Groening and friends…

In other news, I am apparently most like Comic Book Guy. Thanks.

Better news is that the number of visitors to my site has increased ten-fold due simply due to the world’s love of Spider Pig. I didn’t realise that this post would have such an impact, but I like the fact that it has.

I’ll post something not about The Simpsons soon. Honest.

 

COULD IMMIGRANTS GIVE THE BRITISH PEOPLE CANCER?

I’m astonished that it’s taken me so long to find the Daily Mail-o-matic Daily Mail headline generator. I was alerted to it by a friend yesterday after I told him about a despicably vile woman in the restaurant we went to for lunch. It was the nearest I’ve come to walking up to someone in public and pouring water over them - if you’re going to spend the entire meal spouting racial hatred don’t drag your grandchildren into it, and don’t make the others diners hear it too by using your loudest voice. My ‘favourite’ quote, directed at her grandchildren, was this :

“Don’t repeat anything I’ve said at the table, people don’t like it.”

Because it’s hateful & wrong, so stop saying it! Arggahh!

I’m sure she’s like this headline :

COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS KILL THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

Whilst I like these…

DO TEACHERS STRIP YOUR MORTGAGE OF ALL DIGNITY?

WILL GAYS LEAD THE ELDERLY ASTRAY?

COULD GYPSIES GIVE BRITAIN’S SWANS CANCER?

There’s also the odd mention of the People’s Arse. Which is funny, if bordering on the Di-ly Express’s territory.

Have a play if you’ve not before…

 

Twitter

OK, so earlier in the week I was wondering why I’d joined Facebook and questioning what its point was as a site. And yet today I sign up to Twitter and with the help of a very useful blog post have added it (as I wish it to be) to this site. I even tweaked the code a little which impressed me in my own simple way. What I do quite like about Twitter is that I can update it from my mobile for the cost of a text, which on my plan essentially means free. With LJ & (the hapless) Vox it had to be MMS messages which cost extra. I’m not sure why I need to be able to update my blog (or a part of it) from anywhere at anytime, but I like the idea that I can…

 

Getting Into The Spirit…

It’s Karl “Simpson” Handy, as created on The Simpson’s Movie website.

Such fun!

 

Four Idiots

Because I can’t have the MacWorld video being the only clip on the site…

Received this today and I think it’s rather funny.

 

Snap Shots

I’ve added Snap Shots, which means that from now on if you hover over an external link you’ll get a preview of the linked-to page. It’s a standard feature of Wordpress.com but an option for Wordpress.org that you need to install yourself.

These things I can do…

 

Google Sketchup

Google is, overall, wonderful.

I discovered this last week, which may or may not have been around for ages but is anyway new to me. It’s called Google Sketchup and it allows you to create little 3D models of buildings or…anything really. I think it was originally created to allow people to generate 3D buildings for Google Earth but it’s also great fun to play with, if a little bit pointless if you don’tactually need a 3D rendition.

Still, a pokey bit of software and once again free. Oh Google…

 

Adverts

Following the lead from Murph I’ve added Adsense to this site. You should see some text ads down to the right which are supposed to relate to the text here, hence the many references to ‘Handy’ items.

I did toy with picture ads but this was the first one to come up :

I’m sure it’s a very honourable institution, but I’m not sure how Google came to think it tied in with anything here…

 

Because I’m Still Youthful


Karl Handyhttp://foolhandy.bebo.com/

Of course when I was a lad…

 

Another website

Those who know me will know that I’m not particularly religious…

But I do work at a church school and so have set this up for them : www.yeldhamchurches.org

It’s quite odd to be doing something so far out of my usual range of experience, but not a bad thing either.